I went to the beach this week and I learned some valueable life lessons, here are a few:

- When you lay out on the beach for 3 hours, put lots and lots and lots of sun screen on

- Very white people should never try to tan

- McDonalds can dip your ice cream cone in chocolate!!! 

- Getting burnt on the back of your legs, especially behind your knee is the worst

- Sun poisoning is real and it sucks

There you go, words of advice. Please, take them. It will save you so much pain.